Come & Eat, Shan Shan (杉杉来吃) – Interesting Tidbits on Life After Marriage (Part 1)

March 13, 2014 by peanuts 53 Comments

Anyone miss Shan Shan and Feng Teng? This is part one of their married life translated by lidge. Of course, she cannot measure up to my translation since she is translating from the Viet book but it is still good so do support her, lol. The second tidbit is quite suggestive so use your vivid imagination, heehee…To facilitate that, I’ve included the link to the radio drama. Although it doesn’t follow the text closely and mostly only read out the dialogue, it is still very funny and cute so do give it a try. The song at the end is also very nice and sweet like sugar……..I found a MV for the song with pinyin and English sub which I’ve enclosed. Arrrgh, so adorable!!!! Here is the Viet translation for Shan Shan’s number one fan, Phong:) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8u-0rkJSoY

Interesting Tidbits on Life After Marriage – Part 1 (translated by lidge and edited by peanuts)

http://www.tudou.com/listplay/HxrN8TIx53E/pvbGtYwy7wU.html

0.07: Mobile Phone’s Ringtone

0.20: A certain day after marriage, Feng Teng unexpectedly discovers in Shan Shan’s mobile phone, his ringtone is the same as other men!

He becomes angry immediately and commands Shan Shan to change his ringtone to be different from everyone else.

Before his anger, Shan Shan who is trembling with fear, says: “My mobile phone only has 2 types of ringtone, one for men and one for women. Boss, do you want to be the third gender?”

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0.56: N Episodes ….. All Caused By Online Nicknames

1.05: It is said that a long time ago, Shan Shan’s online nickname had been something along the line of “No Exams”. After entering Feng Teng, her nickname in QQ, online games and discussion forums etc. …… everything was changed to heroic sounding nickname, “Beat Boss Can Sleep Well”.

The nickname itself is not a problem. Even after some time, it contributes to Shan Shan feeling better both physically and mentally. However,  after marriage, Shan Shan still does not sense the coming danger and forgets to change it.

As a result ……

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The first night after returning from the honeymoon, Shan Shan holds a laptop on the bed and chats with Shuang Yi in QQ after she finished bathing.

1.34: Yi Family Yi House One Tease (Yi Act): Send me more photos la. I want only landscape with no people in the pictures. That way I can use my full imagination better. I want to use them as source material——-

Beat Boss Can Sleep Well: Oh, most of the photos haven’t been sorted, but I’ll send some to you first.

Yi Family Yi House One Tease: Good. By the way, I don’t want any photos you took because your photography skill sucks big time.

Beat Boss Can Sleep Well: ~ ~ ~ But don’t you only want the landscape photos?

Yi Family Yi House One Tease: Yes, only the landscape photos.

Beat Boss Can Sleep Well: But all of the photos he took also has me in them = =

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2.10: Beat Boss Can Sleep Well: Hmmm? Gone already?

Yi Family Yi House One Tease: Still here …… just now, my body suddenly went numb and my fingers cramped so I could not type.

Beat Boss Can Sleep Well: ……You’ve never been in love so your resistance against romance is poor.

Yi Family Yi House One Tease: You, you, you! After becoming close to your Big Boss, you have become bad like him.

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Shan Shan is frozen by the word “close” thrown out by Shuang Yi and her mind could not help but float out some complicated pictures. At that moment, the bathroom door opens. In the dense water vapors, Big Boss only has a towel wrapped around his waist. His hands holds another white towel to dry his hair as he walks towards her. There are water droplets on his sculpted torso. A droplet falls down from his hair, mysteriously and slowly glides down his Adam’s apple, chest, abdomen and in the end disappears into you know where.

Shan Shan only has to glance at that to feel her heartbeat and blood pressure soaring. Her face is red like the sunset. Although she has seen Big Boss without clothes a few times before, but but ……

Shan Shan quickly looks away and pays more attention to chatting with Shuang Yi.

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While she is typing out some unintelligible words, the other side of the bed sinks down. She is quickly hugged from behind. In his powerful embrace, her cheeks is pressed to his hard chest. Shan Shan begins to feel hot, as if a fire has been lit inside her body. Suddenly her mind becomes dizzy.

2.33: “Help me blow dry my hair?”

That low voice, with the power to hypnotize. But upon hearing it, Shan Shan’s dark thoughts vanish. She struggles out of his embrace and solemnly warns: “I don’t want to help you blow dry your hair!!!”

Feng Teng raises his eyebrows.

2.39: Shan Shan blushes and repeats herself: “Anyway, I won’t do it!”

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Shan Shan opposes this matter so vehemently is purely because she has gained some wisdom from the honeymoon.

2.48: During the honeymoon, Shan Shan had volunteered to help Boss blow dry his hair on a whim –— that always happens on TV, where the lead actor or actress would stand behind the other person and gently blow dry the hair lovingly. There is blue sky and glittering ocean outside the hotel windows. What a romantic scene, so much love.

2.58: But when she actually did it herself, she discovered that nowadays, the dramas on TV are too innocent and not trustworthy = =

While the lead actress helps the lead actor blow dry his hair, he would not use this opportunity to unbutton her shirt and bite her shoulder.  Ultimately, it would not lead to a change in position –—- she being carried face to face by him and ended up on his lap.

“It’s hard for me to blow your hair like this, as my arms are tired from holding them up.”

Shan Shan protested, which unfortunately sounded like she was teasing him. Feng Teng laughed: “Then I’ll bend down.”

He lowered his head. The playful hands that have been rubbing her bottom, took this chance to push her higher. He sucked in as if fine food is delivered to his mouth. Lastly, he did not forget to ask considerably: “Is this more comfortable?”

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Oh, my God!

Shan Shan is afraid that for the rest of her life, she will think of that whenever she sees Boss’s wet hair. At this point, Shan Shan suddenly remembers the word “close” she and Shuang Yi had been talking about. Umm, what if Boss sees that ……

2.40: Shan Shan quickly says good-bye (88) to Shuang Yi, guiltily puts away the laptop and says “I’m going to sleep” then quickly jumps into bed ~ ~ ~

Anyway, she can go to sleep because her hair is dry. She does not care if a certain someone cannot sleep now because his hair is wet.

Hopefully, Big Boss had not seen that or else he would not act so nonchalantly. Shan Shan hypnotizes herself and gradually falls asleep. Drowsily, she seems to hear paper flipping. Ah, Boss is probably reviewing reports, since he should start to get busy now that they are home ……

Suddenly, she pays attention to the sound of paper flipping, first page, second page……

3.08: “Are you asleep?”

Huh? Shan Shan closes her eyes tightly and keeps her breathing steady to pretend she is sleeping.

Another page is turned.

3.10: “I just saw.”

Ah ah ah, he has really seen the word “close”? Shan Shan is found out, so she turns around to look at him: “I didn’t say that.”

She had not been thinking of those things so he should not misunderstand that she wants to do them.

“Really?” Feng Teng asks casually, then reads it in a soft tone, “Beat Boss Can Sleep Well, is that not you?”

Oh no, she has forgotten all about this. Shan Shan quickly confesses in the hope of leniency and stutters: “It’s my nickname. It’s just a joke, so you don’t mind, right?”

“Of course not.” Feng Teng’s eyes look up from the reports. His gaze innocently fall on her body, then he gracefully puts away the reports and asks seriously: “But you have not beaten me today, so how can you sleep well?”

3.38: Huh? Shan Shan does not have time to understand his meaning when he suddenly turns to pick her up. The next second she is sitting on him, staring at him foolishly as he licks and bites on her fingers and darkly returns her gaze: “What does Shan Shan plan to beat me with? This?”

—— I am the dividing line for a worker on night shift —–

——I am the dividing line for a worker who is oppressed the whole night by a capitalist to work the night shift —-

3.49: A night filled with many fights, not to mention being forced to be the main hitter. The next day, Shan Shan who is filled with embarrassment and outrage changes her online nickname – Big Boss Is A Bully! Unfortunately, a few days later, Big Boss sees the nickname again.

Big Boss indeed lives up to his talented but perverted nature as he immediately understands the “hidden meaning” of the nickname. Then, he smiles and says: “Shan Shan actually likes me to take the initiative.”

Like him to take the initiative?

How can he, he, he come up with that conclusion ah!

Bully …… Initiative ……

Bully …… Initiative ……

After that, Shan Shan keeps on trying to find the relationship between those two words. At the same time, she is repeatedly initiated upon!!!

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4.02: Thereafter, Shan Shan continues to change her online nickname. To express her anger, the nickname is changed to – “Big Boss Is Not Human!”

Because of the previous “Big Boss Is A Bully” nickname, when this new one appears, Shuang Yi’s imagination immediately goes wild: “Wow, is he the inhuman type that can last up to seven times a night that’s seen in romantic novels?”

Shan Shan cries, as Shuang Yi has such perverted thought. This means Big Boss will be even more perverted, so maybe he will take up the challenge and test the limit of how “inhuman” he can be. Hence, it is better to change the nickname again, as she does not want to endure another  “all day and all night” exercise.

4.18: Must change, must change, definitely must change it, but change it to what?

Shan Shan thinks it over again and again. She feels safety is the most important thing so she wipes all traces of Big Boss in her nickname. The new nickname is “33 is 6,” which is not only simple and easy to remember but also special. Shan Shan silently thinks, this time Big Boss cannot find any more hidden meanings la.

On the night that she changes her nickname, Shan Shan deliberately chats with Shuang Yi in front of Boss. Big Boss sees it and as expected there is no reaction. Shan Shan is still unsure, so she asks: “My new nickname is good, right?”

4.32: Big Boss replies casually: “You’re not alluding to me anymore ah?”

Shan Shan nods: “This time, you are not being mentioned at all!”

Feng Teng grunts “ah” then turns back to his work. Shan Shan breaths out in relief. She has passed. She has passed, ha ha ha.

However, as it turns out, in the struggle against capitalists, Shan Shan still lacks experience.

The night is not over yet, so how can she pass?

Again before going to sleep, Big Boss says “We need to analyze our existence”, and he uses the whole night and exhausts Shan Shan’s body to finally understand the meaning of—–

“Existence”

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4.58: Shan Shan ponders about her painful experiences, admits defeat and surrenders. Is it not obvious from the beginning, fighting against Big Boss is very foolish, buttering him up is the correct tactic.

Therefore, her ultimate nickname which is freshly baked is, “Big Boss Is Great”, which not only acknowledges him but also his greatness, so this time it should be all right. That night, Big Boss is indeed very satisfied. Shan Shan is also very satisfied because Boss is satisfied, but it is hard for her to accept what happens afterward……

5.09: Big Boss unexpectedly asks: “So Shan Shan, what part of me do you feel is great?”

All right, that question is normal, as long as he does not grab her hand and force it somewhere ah ah ah!!!

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As a result……

Another night of joyous loving could not be avoided.

5.22: Shan Shan gasps for air and says: “I won’t change my nickname anymore.”

Feng Teng raises his eyebrows: “You really won’t change it anymore?”

His tone is quite regretful.

“I won’t change it!” Shan Shan lays on his body, weak but says so resolutely and decisively. She is now deeply aware, with Boss, changing nickname means changing a certain position ah……

5.29: “Good.” Feng Teng casually strokes her and leisurely says: “Every time you change it, I reflectively have to respond. When you changed one after another, I was also very exhausted.”

Shan Shan wants to cry, “……You didn’t need to be exhausted.”

5.41: A certain someone who is full from eating is laughing. He lightly kisses the tears in her eyes. “I’m delighted to do it.”

Huh? Shan Shan stares blankly at him. Since marriage, Big Boss’s every kisses are full of passion, but this time it is different. It is light but touches her deeper than any previous kisses…… it seems to be filled with an emotion that he never fully reveals to her…….

5.44: Seeing her silly face looking at him, Feng Teng laughs again: “Shan Shan, in the future, don’t refuse to blow dry my hair.”