Anyone can recognise who these 2 women with weapons are? Yup, the one in red is Bei Wei Wei with an online game ID Lu Wei Wei Wei and the other one in yellow is my beloved Xue Shan Shan with an online game ID Beat Boss Can Sleep Well. The other little guy carrying the zither inside the post is Xiao Nai and Wei Wei’s son Xiao Ming Cong with an online game ID Bright Moonlight in Front of Bed. These are the free bookmarks in the reprint novels issued in August 2014. There are 5 joint epilogues of Shan Shan and Wei Wei which I’ll post over 3 weeks.
Joint Epilogue One (translated by peanuts & edited by hoju)
Xue Shan Shan is only a newbie in the gaming world.
How bad a newbie? So bad that …… she only dares to do the mission alone to upgrade but dares not team up with other people to play a “private map” or “fuben” mission (i.e. a land/setting in the online world that only you and your teammates can enter and you will not be disturbed by other players that are not on your team), for fear that a position only her imagination could think up or a move she made that no one, be it god or demon, could otherwise predict, would cause the death of her entire brood of teammates……
Although she is the wife of the Boss of Feng Teng Technologies and she can use this to go the backdoor route to equip herself with the latest flashy weapons, she only dares stand alone, albeit cool-looking, at the door to a high level private map, and dares not join any team.
Nonetheless, the weapons she is equipped with are very eye-catching. The character she is playing in the game is also rather lonely and desolate, an expert pretending to be 13 (“13” looks like “B.” Pretending to be “B” describes someone who is pretentious and posturing). As a result, people constantly want to drag her to team up. Shan Shan has to click the word decline until her hands are sore. She has no choice but to give herself a nickname to hang on top of her head.
Six words – Teammate that is like a pig.
The game world immediately turns quiet.
That is until she and Bei Wei Wei got to know each other well!
This is simply like meeting God, don’t you think so?
“Wei Wei, you are really willing to take me under your wing?!”
“I’m very stupid, the whole team may get exterminated oh!”
“It’s okay, just stand there and don’t move.”
“Wei Wei, you are too nice 5555555 ( wu wu wu (boo hoo hoo) – sound of crying ), why didn’t I meet you earlier?
Shan Shan is actually picking up online games again. During her pregnancy, she had completely given up online gaming. Her children are weaned now and Boss still has not relented to let her go back to work, so it is inevitable Shan Shan is feeling a bit bored. When she is not required to look after the babies, she will go online to play for a while.
She must say, it is truly a blessing to have someone to lead you along! Xue Shan Shan has never experienced this kind of VIP treatment. She just needs to walk around and look at the scenery, and then her number of experience gold coins will shoot up. If she is not happy with walking, she can be a follower and only needs to stare blankly at the computer.
One day, it just so happens that the two of them have some time, so Wei Wei once again brings her to do a private map mission. All of a sudden, Wei Wei’s character freezes on the screen.
Lu Wei Wei Wei: 33, (Shan Shan sounds like three in Chinese) I am sorry. I’ve something to do so I need to be away for a little while.
Big Boss Looking After Children: Okay, 7878 (“qi ba qi ba” sounds like “qu ba qu ba” which means, “go ahead, go ahead”).
Wei Wei’s husband must have came back home as Shan Shan is very experienced in this. She guesses that after a while, Wei Wei will come back to say she has to go offline or something like that.
Shan Shan glances at the time on the computer. So annoying. It is already so late. Even Wei Wei’s husband has finished work, but her husband is still in a meeting.
What about going to send some late supper or something?
Shan Shan is still pondering when suddenly Wei Wei is moving on the screen.
Big Boss Looking After Children: You are back? Do we still continue to play today?
Lu Wei Wei Wei: Okay
Shan Shan immediately puts Boss, who is still in a meeting, on the back burner and joyfully follows Wei Wei to gain more experience.
While Shan Shan follows closely behind, picking up stuff extremely cheerfully, a line of words suddenly appears on the teammate’s channel —— “Auntie, do not pick up stuff behind. I am going to fight BOSS right away, so if you are too far behind, you won’t get the experience.”
Shan Shan is stupefied for quite a while. A scary thought springs to mind: “Could it be that …… you’re …… Cong Cong?”
“…… Where’s your mother?”
“Dad has come back so mom is playing with dad. Cong Cong was playing with brother until he fell asleep. Then Cong Cong is playing with the computer.”
Shan Shan struggles to type some words of praise: “…… Cong Cong is so well-behaved…… really clever …… your little hands can type a lot of words ……”
“Uh-huh! Grandma said, Cong Cong, my little brother and dad are equally smart. My maternal grandmother said, Cong Cong and my little brother are smarter than my mom!”
Shan Shan: …… Wei Wei, there’s really no problem with your status in the family?!
Lu Wei Wei Wei: Auntie! I’ve finished the match.
Shan Shan silently looks at the fallen BOSS., then also silently walks over to numbly pick up BOSS’s equipment that had exploded out……
The disparity between two people is really too huge ……
Someone’s son is already capable of leading her in the game ……
Joint Epilogue Two
Ever since Feng Teng was hooked by his wife into online gaming, it is obvious he has started to show concern for the online games under his company’s banner. More specifically, his behaviour can be summarized as: Firstly, he likes to propose some not very constructive opinions on the equilibrium between the different characters until the general manager of Feng Teng Technologies eagerly wishes Feng Teng will go AFK (Away From Keyboard) soon. Secondly, whenever a new upgrade gets released online, he will always drag his family along to check it out first.
Recently, Dreams of JiangHu II released a new upgrade on the great battle at Xuan Wu Palace Hall. Right away, President Feng takes his wife along to visit the battlefield in person. Of course in the same team, there is also President Xiao, Mrs. Xiao and several permanent teammates.
The first time, Shan Shan collapses after twenty-one minute. President Feng expresses his dissatisfaction and puts forward his ideas on behalf of the investing party: This won’t do. The difficulty level for this new map is too low.
During the second testing, Shan Shan collapses after ten minutes. The representative of the investors, Feng Teng: Oh, still slightly low.
Consequently, when playing for the third time, Shan Shan collapses the moment she goes into the game. Finally Big Boss is satisfied: We are about right now.
Shan Shan feels grieved and indignant as this is simply too much. This kind of husband, is he still human ah ah ah?! If she and Feng Teng had gotten to know each other from playing online game like Wei Wei and Xiao Nai, it would have been absolutely impossible for them to fall in love with each other!
Her only consolation is Cong Cong.
Chuang Qian Ming Yue Guang (Bright Moonlight In Front of Bed): Auntie, do you need me to pull you up?
Da Wan Boss Hao Shui Jiao (Beat Boss Can Sleep Well): Cong Cong, wait until auntie finishes eating the glutinous rice ball before you pull!
Bright Moonlight in Front of Bed: Oh auntie, who is ‘Mei Ci Lao Po Dou Tang Shi’ (Every Time Wife Lies Dead)?
Beat Boss Can Sleep Well: Your uncle Feng ……
Cong Cong: (⊙o⊙) Oh …… but uncle Feng’s nickname seemed to be different yesterday.
Beat Boss Can Sleep Well: He is using his privilege of changing names without needing to pay! ! !
President Feng just easily called the general manager of Feng Teng Technologies to change the name, too simple …… As a result, all the staff in the technology company are aware that the wife of President Feng is an expert in lying dead now, okay?
Occasionally, when she comes across some staff in the company, Shan Shan always feel as if the way they look at her is like looking at a corpse ……
While she is still complaining in her heart, she sees on the screen, “Bright Moonlight in Front of Bed” has made a big move. Shan Shan immediately praises him.
Beat Boss Can Sleep Well: Cong Cong, you are getting more and more powerful. While talking with auntie, you can still play so well at the same time.
Bright Moonlight in Front of Bed: Auntie, I have made a small toy so that I can fight and chat at the same time. Also can feed my brother!
Yi Xiao Nai He: ……
Lu Wei Wei Wei: 。。。。。。。。。。。。。
Beat Boss Can Sleep Well: (⊙o⊙), Could it be that thing of legends, a hack tool?
Bright Moonlight in Front of Bed: Can’t tell you ya. Meiren shishu (Mo Zha Ta) was the one who taught me O (∩_∩) O
Bei Zhai De Xing Xing (Gorilla Being Picked): ……………… I am definitely innocent, look at my innocent eyes. @ _ @.
Bright Moonlight in Front of Bed: Opps I said wrongly, it is grand teacher (shi gong) ~
Shou Ke Zhai Xing Chen (The Hand That Could Pick Stars): Yes, I taught him.
Bright Moonlight in Front of Bed has been asked by Yi Xiao Nai He to leave the team.
World [Moonlight]: (⊙o⊙)
World [Moonlight]: I was kicked out by my dad ……
World [Hua Chui Hua Yu (Flowers Drift Flowers Rain Down]: Dad?
World [A Ni (Mud)] : Aiya, now online games already have father and son soldiers doing battle together? Little kid, how old are you?
However, Bright Moonlight in Front of Bed has gone quiet in the online “world”.
Shan Shan is worried so she continues questioning in the teammate’s channel.
Beat Boss Can Sleep Well: Where is Cong Cong?
Yi Xiao Nai He: He went to feed milk to his brother.
Beat Boss Can Sleep Well: ………
Lu Wei Wei Wei: ^ _ ^
Ten minutes later, Bright Moonlight in Front of Bed has been readmitted into the team by his dad. He is surprised to find his dad and mom and also uncles and aunties have already completed the map at flying speed.
Bright Moonlight in Front of Bed: Why every time dad and mom play online game together with me in the living room, we finish very quickly? However whenever dad and mom play in the study with the door closed, they are very slow. Sometimes the team may even end up getting wiped out.
Every Time Wife Lies Dead: Cough
The Hand That Could Pick Stars: ……
Gorilla Being Picked: Thumping ground with fist.
Beat Boss Can Sleep Well: (⊙o⊙)
Beat Boss Can Sleep Well: Cong Cong, you are finished. You’re going to be spanked by your dad for discovering such a big secret.
Bright Moonlight in Front of Bed: What secret?
A few seconds later.
Yi Xiao Nai He: Everyone, please take a break as I’ve to deal with some household matters.
On the other side, in the Feng family residence in S city, Feng Teng decides to switch off the computer.
“Go to bed early la.”
Shan Shan who is sitting on the bed, raises her eyes, “Not playing anymore? Today is a rare opportunity for the babies to be so well-behaved.”
“They are unlikely to come online,” Feng Teng strokes his chin and mutters. Then he happily comes to a conclusion: “President Xiao is probably carrying out domestic violence at home now.”