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Wipe Clean After Eating (吃干抹净): Chapter 45



That’s all for now folks. This is the ending for the online version of the novel. When I get my hand on the physical book, I’ll translate more. The story is nothing to shout home about. I picked this novel because I was suffering from Shan Shan withdrawal. Nevertheless this is still a funny and entertaining novel so I hope you had enjoyed it. Lastly, I want to give a huge thanks to all my helpers for their contribution.

Chapter 45: The End

On the next day, as usual, Lu Jun claims he has to work overtime. After telling me repeatedly to eat properly at night, he goes out. This time I am well-prepared. Soon after he stepped out of the door, I wear a hat and sneak out to follow him. When he goes to the car park to take his car, I book a taxi to wait for me in front of the street. Seeing that he drives his flashy private car out, I promptly instruct the driver to follow him from behind.

The vehicle moves at a neither slow nor fast pace. There are many crossroads, so I warn the driver repeatedly, fearing that he will lose track of him. After travelling a certain distance, even though I am a person with a poor sense of direction, I also notice that the route Lu Jun is taking is not the one going to the office. Thinking of this, my heart hurts. He is really lying to me!

After about twenty minutes, Lu Jun’s car finally stops at an intersection. I pull my hat a little lower to conceal my face better. My eyes watch his figure closely, only see his gentle and graceful movements in getting out of the car and closing the door. Then he goes straight towards a building at the side. I look and find out that it is a very well-known hotel in the city.

A man with a successful career deceives his pregnant prospective wife by saying he has to work overtime. In fact, he sneaks to the hotel. I do not need to say this, but you can guess what is going on!

In the blink of an eye, Lu Jun’s figure has already disappeared from my line of sight. Thinking it is very likely there is a woman waiting for him inside, I angrily pay and get off the taxi. I put both of my hands on each side of my waist and walk to the front door of the hotel. But surprisingly, a welcome staff stops me. Looking at my slightly protruding stomach, she smilingly says in an apologetic voice: “Madam, I am sorry but our hotel has already been booked by Mr. Lu.”

I take a deep breath and ask: “Why did he book the hotel?”

The welcome staff politely replies: “It is said that Mr. Lu booked our hotel for the person he loves most.”

I am so angry right now until I gnash my teeth. Well done big boss Lu! To have an extramarital affair in such stylish manner by actually spending so much money to book the entire hotel! Some more said for the person he loves most. If the woman inside is the person he loves most, then what about me? What kind of vixen to make him so obsessed? I simply must pluck her fur!

Thus I ignore her and try to dash inside. The welcome staff anxiously pulls me back: “Madam, you really cannot go in.”

“Why can’t I go in?” I glare angrily at her and say righteously: “Let me tell you the truth. I’m that Mr. Lu’s wife!”

“Are you Mr. Lu’s fiancée?” The welcome staff looks skeptically at me. So she knew Lu Jun has a fiancée. I am secretly delighted as this will make it much easier. Just when I thought I can finally go in, I see her shaking her head firmly: “Then there is even more reason for me not to let you go in. Please leave.”

What!? I am speechless. Could it be that Lu Jun who is an astute and circumspect man had already told them in advance not to let me go in, so as not to disturb his happy occasion?

Nothing can be done with things the way they are now. In my fit of anger, I am not afraid to have an acrimonious falling-out. Thus I take out my mobile phone and ring Lu Jun’s phone.

The moment he picks up the call, I shout into the receiver: “The man with the surname Lu. I am in front of Hotel XX now. You better come out within three seconds!”

He seems to have gone blank with my shouting. He pauses for a while before asking softly: “Why are you here?? Didn’t I tell you to rest at home?”

I suppress the anger in my heart and snappily say: “Of course you do not want me to come! But if I do not come, how can I know what you’ve done?”

He seems a little surprised: “You …… already knew all about it?”

A guilty conscience, right? I say in a cold voice: “Yes, I knew about everything.  I’ll wait for you in front of the hotel, so you better come out right away!”

After saying that I slam down the phone. The welcome staff is somewhat stunned and staring at me. She does not regain her composure for quite a while. She seems intimidated by my big sister temperament. (Is frightened by your fiery temperament!)

Before long, Lu Jun walks out in neither fast nor slow pace. The moment he sees me, a look of helplessness flashes in his eyes. He sighs and says: “Initially, I wanted to tell you later as I did not expect you to find out in advance.”

I cannot bear the grievance in my heart anymore. When I dash over, the welcome staff cries out in alarm. I want to grab him by the collar, but is not tall enough. Thus I can only do the next best thing which is to grab his sleeve. With both of my eyes very red, I sniff and shout: “Lu Jun, I really did not expect you to be this kind of person!”

He is shocked and stared blankly at the spot where he is standing. He looks at me with a frown and reprimands me in an angry tone: “Why are you making a scene?”

He did something bad to me yet dare to reprimand me so righteously! I don’t care about my image anymore. I continue to make a scene by crying loudly and saying: “I know I do not deserve you. You are a young, handsome and rich big boss. Whereas I’m merely a good for nothing ordinary people. Thus it is reasonable for you to find and keep a mistress …… ”

“Mistress?” Lu Jun interrupts me and looks at me like he is looking at an alien.

I sob spasmodically and nod. My speech is already a little unclear: “I already knew about all the things you did in the past few  days. The welcome staff also told me that you booked this hotel for the woman you love most. Where is that shameless vixen?”

Lu Jun looks at me with an expressionless face: “Are you sure you know what I’ve been doing?”

I firmly nod my head: “Any normal person will also be able to see such an obvious thing!”

Suddenly he looks a little annoyed: “How can I forget your thinking is not the same as a normal person!”

I: “……”

While talking, he suddenly pulls my hand and walks straight into the hotel. I struggle and ask: “What are you doing?”

He does not even turn his head and replies in a cold voice: “Don’t you want to know who is that vixen?”

I am instantly startled by this unexpected move of his. Where got a man hurriedly bring his wife to meet the mistress after the wife discovered his infidelity?

His walking pace is especially fast. My short legs have to run a little to follow closely. When I recover my composure, he has already stopped in front of a hall. I lift up my head to see as far as the eye can see. I immediately stand stiff like a sculpture.

This is the most beautiful and romantic wedding hall which I’ve ever seen. This hall is bright and spacious. The design of the bright-colored lights is like a flower in full bloom. From time to time, they flash and change shape and color. Firework  displays  are arranged in a picturesque order along the walls. Bright-colored and festive bouquet have also been arranged to form a big heart shape. In the middle of it is a wedding picture. In the photograph, Lu Jun is wearing a bridegroom suit. He is smiling and his black eyes glitter brightly. This outstandingly handsome appearance makes people cannot stop looking. Whereas the woman  wearing a wedding dress is holding a bouquet of flowers. She smiles until her eyes look slightly narrower, making her look silly. But her whole face is filled with joy and happiness.

At this moment, a few men and women wearing similar uniform come over. One of the women smiles at me and says enviously: “You must be Mr. Lu’s fiancée. He personally designed all the decoration and structure here. It seems like he wanted to give you a surprise. You are really fortunate to be able to marry such an attentive and considerate man like Mr. Lu.”

Suddenly I realize Lu Jun booked here for our wedding reception. As for that so-called vixen, she is precisely me! No wonder I heard women’s voice over the phone last night. It turns out to be the staff member who were helping to decorate the wedding  hall ……

Remembering my tantrum before realizing it is all a misunderstanding, I feel ill at ease. I weakly turn around and see Lu Jun’s face which is as black as the bottom of a pan.

After returning home, Lu Jun who is obviously still angry, goes into the bedroom without saying a word. I consider myself in the wrong, so I am in a much weaker position. I cautiously push open the bedroom door and see him resting on the bed. I walk over, take off my shoes and get under the quilt. Then I snuggle up close like a kitten and hold his waist. I place my cheek on his neck to curry favor with him.

“Hubby, I know I made a mistake.” I apologise in a pitiful manner.

After a while, he is still indifferent like he has fallen asleep. I know he is pretending to be asleep. Thus I persevere and apologise again in a humble manner: “I really know my mistake and will not dare to make it again.  Hubby, don’t be angry. If you are really so angry until it is unbearable, then you punish me la. You can punish me in any way. I’ll definitely not complain!”

Finally he has a reaction this time. He slowly turns his body around and his black eyes narrow slightly: “Can punish you in any way?”

I nod my head: “Yes!”

He looks at me with evil intentions: “What do you think is the common punishment between a husband and wife?”

“Could it be that……?” I look sadly at him. Could it be that he wants to kick me out of the room? Looking at my questioning expression, his gaze is very firm: “That’s right. It seems that you understand.”

Without any better option, I pick up the pillow and is about to get up: “Well, I am going to sleep in the living room ……”

His face darkens. Without letting me get up, suddenly he pushes me down and kisses my neck and collarbone passionately. Both of his hands skilfully unfasten the buttons on my clothes …… I realize right away. As it turns out, what he meant by punishment is different from what I think!

He unfastens the buttons in rapid speed. Then very quickly, his hand covers my chest. I cannot suppress anymore so I breathe out loudly. As if receiving an encouragement, he rubs and touches even more forcefully. Such an action fuels some soft moans from me. I feel my whole body is burning hot and my mouth is dry. My mind is also muddled. Unconsciously, his shirt has already slipped off. The tight and smooth skin on his strong chest is pressing and rubbing firmly on my bosom. His hands take this opportunity to move downward ……

After the cloud and rain (sexual intercourse), the wave gradually fades away. He holds me in his arms and breathes softly at the side of my ears: “Xia Ye, do you like the wedding hall that I’ve decorated for you?”

I lay happily in his arms: “I like.”

He nods with satisfaction: “Then are you willing to marry me?”

I behave very obediently like a little bird relying on people (idiom meaning cute and helpless-looking): “I am willing.”

He continues to ask: “Will you stay by my side forever?”

I readily nod and agree: “I will.”

He asks again: “Can we do it again?”

I subconsciously nod: “Yes.”

After saying that, suddenly I realize what he meant. I know right away I’ve been tricked. However it is already too late as Mr. Lu transforms into a wolf once again. He turns over and presses down ……

That night, Lu Jun gently embraces me in his arms. His warm and big hand gently caresses my belly. It feels like he is giving me a massage which is particularly comfortable. He rests his cheek on my neck so he is breathing into my earlobe. After a while, his hands start to misbehave and wander around my body. He calls out softly in a slightly hoarse voice: “Xia Ye.”

While trying to stop his hand, I answer: “Ah?”

His eyes darken: “Do you want to know what I want to do now?”

I firmly shake my head: “I do not want to know what you want to do now. But I want to let you know what I want to do now.”

He raises his eyebrows: “Then what do you want to do now?”

I: “Apart from sleeping, I do not want to do anything now ……”

He: “……”

After a while, he softly calls me again: “Xia Ye.”

I subconsciously reply: “Ah?”

He wraps his arms around me and asks softly: “Do you feel happy being with me?”

I firmly shake my head: “Not very happy.”

He frowns slightly: “Why?”

I: “Because I feel too happy being with you. This is too much for me, so I feel not very happy. If you can make me not too happy, I will feel very happy! Thus in order to make me feel happy, do not let me feel too happy, okay?”

He: “……”

Hence his hands finally start to behave themselves.

After another moment, he seems a little depressed and heaves a helpless sigh: “How is it possible for a brilliant guy like me to love a silly and idiotic woman like you?”

I snappily say: “God is so good to you. You not only have a dashing and handsome appearance, you also have an intelligent mind which is more outstanding than others. Furthermore you have a successful career and the cream of the crop. With your favoured circumstances, you still have the nerve to sigh!”

All of a sudden, he asks: “Is there this saying? When God opens a door for you, he will close a window.”

I nod: “Yes ah!”

He: “Then I know why I love you.”

I: “……”

64 thoughts on “Wipe Clean After Eating (吃干抹净): Chapter 45

  1. Thank you for the chapter. Great work!

  2. Thank you so much!! 😘😘😘

  3. Thanking you very much for the final chapter..

    Bye bye XY & LJ..

  4. Thanks so much. Hahaha, even the devil LJ must be controlled by her whims.

  5. thank you! XY is too naive.. I wish them a happy marriage

    In this sentence
    She seems intimated by my big sister temperament.
    isn’t “intimated” suppose to be “intimidated”?

  6. Awwww! Thank you SO much!!

  7. Speaking of Shan Shan withdrawals, I reread Shan Shan Come and Eat and re-watched the drama for the umpteenth time. Thanks again for sharing that story😀

  8. Thank you for the wonderful read to the online ending. All the hard work from the wonderful team on this site is indeed highly appreciated. I feel in love with cdrama and cnovel thanks to this site. Wishing endlessly that I could read Chinese so that I could read more novels… And yes I have re-read some of the translated novel on this site numerous time as well as re-watch both Shan Shan and He Yi Chen several times too… Have a wonderful weekend ahead. 😘

  9. Thank you….this was a fun read..thank you for bringing this story to us especially to us non chinese literate readers..

  10. A bit sad that another lovely novel has ended. Still, thank you for your hard work! Your work has never failed to brighten up my life! God bless you all!

  11. Thanks for this. I enjoyed this story a lot and am sad to see it end.

  12. Thanks for introducing to us this novel. Appreciate your time and efforts in translating to us. Sad to know it has ended. Love the ending.

  13. haha, Xia Ye will always get the lower hand from Lu Jun.

    thank you for sharing and translating this really sweet novel

  14. And it ended just like that. Thanks for completing yet another novel!

  15. Thank you 🙂

  16. Thank you for your translation

  17. Thank you sooo much for the last chapter. Finallyyyyy!!

  18. Thanks for the wonderful journey of xy and lj. Aiyooh where can I get my lj?

  19. Thank you very much….

  20. Thank you for translating this novel.

  21. I didn’t comment very much, but I read every word you guys wrote! Thank you so much!!! I know it was a lot of time and effort and I appreciate it!!

  22. Thanks for the chapter, their conversation really tickle my finger. Sigh z_z”

  23. Eh. You hype up Shan Shan way too much. Personally, this story is way better than Shan Shan. In Shan Shan, I don’t really feel why the president falls for her, and don’t really buy it. In this one, however, I buy it immediately from the dense and cute as hell way she acts.

    • Lu Jun is a more developed character compared with Feng Teng. But Shan Shan is cuter and smarter than Xia Ye. Moreover there is a nice and sweet drama on shan Shan. Everyone has different taste.

      • She may be smarter, but imo Xia Ye is way cuter. Her interactions with the boss are so much better as well. Although, I don’t really like the ending part of this one as much.

        I was just responding to how you said: “The story is nothing to shout home about. I picked this novel because I was suffering from Shan Shan withdrawal.”

        • Similar to Shan Shan, this kind of story is very typical in C-novel so nothing to shout home abt. But bcos I was still not over Shan Shan at that time so I picked another story that is alike. I won’t do another novel with this kind of set-up.

          The book ending may be better but I can’t find a copy of it online.

          • Aw man, that makes me wish I could reach chinese decently 😦

            Can you recommend any novels very similar to this one I can read (I’m currently learning chinese, so I can try to read it as practice)? I really liked this one (with dense, cute, and dumb mc that isn’t aware that boss loves her)


            You may want to give that a try or find other books from the bar.

          • Thanks. Guh… mannnn. I’ll learn more chinese before trying…

          • Learning Chinese is hard but dun give up bcos if u love C-novel and can understand Chinese, the world is your oyster. There are so many funny & cute C-novels out there which I think I can’t even finish reading in my lifetime lol.

            Good luck. U can get google translate to help u 😛

          • Thanks! Luckily, I already have a strong base since I’m an abc, and went to chinese school for several years. However, I’m just too lazy… lol… it would be really helpful if there were subtitled TV shows that I could watch.

    • I agree, Shan’s like hella awkward and completely dense. While Xia is actually interested and a funny lady. Like even with the gynaecologist I could see how she (unattractive and unintelligent as she is) could still end up with a rich guy like him too. So it’s not like she’s a weird unlovable girl who miraculously attracts a rich handsome guys attention.

  24. Thank you Thank you, I just finished reading all 45 episodes. this is a really lovely story…

  25. Omg… This is more funny that shan-shan. But i still love SS n FT.Hehehe..Thank you peanuts, really good translate and good job. Really enjoy me time to read this. Why no production house want to filmed this ? It is nice n funny story. N will be successfull drama. Hahaha

    • Because there are plenty of this kind of novel in China. Shan Shan was made into a drama & there’ll be a movie bcos of the author Gu Man’s fame. The author for this novel is an unknown so I doubt anybody will buy the right to film it into a drama.

  26. Ooh, i see. Thank you for ur explanation. U really have knowledge bout chinese novel and drama. Can u suggest which novel can i read after this? Thanks peanuts.

  27. I’m just finished this novel & I loved it. Could give me a reference other novel which the story like this one and Shan2 please.

  28. Hahaha.. Finished with Shan Shan and Xia Ye but i have not enough to Feng Teng and Lu Jun.. is there any of FT and LJ again in here??? ☺

    Thanks to bongsd who recommended this book and thanks to PEANUTS and ALL translators guests are already working hard… *bowing down from all your readers* 🙏

  29. Although I have some complaints about the book, it’s got nothing to do with the team (Peanuts, Bongd, Dree and Foodie). You guys did an awesome job! Thanks!! 👍👍

  30. I have a question, what is the name of the author?

  31. Thank you so much for the great work and joy

  32. Thank you so much for translating this book I absolutely loved it : ).

  33. Lol omg. Until the end, this couple cracks me up hahaha. I enjoyed this novel so much ❤
    Thank you so much for translating this novel, peanuts and others~

  34. Just finished all 45 chapters… You were not kidding about caution reading this in public. Thank you for all your hard work. Great Job! I thoroughly enjoy reading this.

  35. Hi. I just read this entire novel and immediately read it again and very much enjoyed the story. Absolutely funny – I laughed so much like crazy and thankfully, it was just my husband who heard my loud and wild laughter. I have been enjoying this website since last year but this is my first time to comment. I feel I owe it to the translators because I have already read a number of translated stories/novels in this site. Great job to you (Translators). You enable those of us who don’t understand Chinese to enjoy these novels. Thank you so much!!!

  36. Thank you for the translation! After 45 chapters, I feel like there can be so much more!! =( I need to know what their married life is like! haha… Thanks again Peanuts!

  37. Thank you for the translations… 🙂

  38. What a lovely story, but I felt something was missing! When did the Boss start liking her? Was it the first day he met her? Did he know her from somewhere else? How can he just start teasing her and then bam, love comes?

    I liked it, but there were missing parts to this story. Hopefully the writer will write the background story.

    I don’t think XY is that dense, her hubby just has a different sense of humor from her.

    • I think it was from the interview day, when she was black belly like him (thought he was also an interview candidate and tried to scare him away with rumors about the pervert general manager) and kind of looney like his family HAHAHAHAHA

  39. I forgot to say a big thank you to all the wonderful translators! Thank you so so sooooooo much!

  40. Just found this noelv today morning and got to finished this evening.

    For browsing light night what good novel i can read I found this.

    The title i thought it was wrong but initially it refers to an idiomatic expression. Very nice!

    I got hooked in this novel, very funny, entertaining, the lines of the characters will make you laugh in a silly manner.

    This one can be categorized as a light novel.
    Just while reading this you cant stop have a silly face while reading because of the slow witted MC.

    Im just really curious, how pretty the MC is? I cant tell because how the MC is being used to compare to other females.

    I just find hmmm, a little not enough for the ending where there’s no event in marriage itself and the after marriage. About their son or daughter.

    All in all love it!
    Ill recommend this novel to read,

  41. Thanks you very much for translating this novel. I really love it. So ple

  42. Wow , it was really nice, I think I am the only one who is still reading it in 2018! Is there any other novel by the same author?? Love from India 😛

  43. Thank you forbtranslating this book. Am new to reading chinese novel as i dont know chinese. This book is hillarious. Hope you will continue translate this type of book in the future. Its a happy book…wel…at least for readers Lol.

  44. Thank you!! I’ve enjoyed this story! Hahahaha. I laughed a lot.

  45. Definitely not a normal thinker
    AND definitely a hormonal pregnant lady!!!!

    Thanks to all of you for translating this light silly cute story

    You mentioned that there are no epilogues to this story bc the author “disappeared” ftom the internet? Is she still writing?

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