Fangirling Chinese Novels

Stewed Squid with Honey (蜜汁炖鱿鱼) — Chapter 29



Thank you to everyone for the birthday well wishes, and to Bongsd and Peanuts for the lovely banner.❤

The date stamp on this post technically is one day past my birthday, but here where I am, I still have a few hours left of celebrating. So, after the comment that this romance has only been giving breadcrumbs to the readers, today, you’re going to get an entire cake. Trust me. You have my permission to squeal or giggle with me because… finally! ;) (Actually, I didn’t plan it this way, but it sure was nice to post this chapter on my bday.)

Chapter 29 – Han Shangyan?

“Come up with me.” There was something peculiar about his voice.

She could not say what exactly was the feeling she got from it. It felt cold, yet at the same time warm. It seemed to sound edgy, yet also seemed brimming with emotion.

Puzzled, she answered with an “oh” and ran up the stairs.

She did not know whether or not it was because of his tall height and long legs but the stair steps from the second level to the third were obviously quite a bit taller than the ones leading from the first level to the second and were quite strenuous for her to take… Holding the handrail, she climbed up. When she reached that top level, her view opened up.

There was no layout to be spoken of at all.

Unlike the second level, which had individual bedrooms and a small living room, the third level had an open concept: a gigantic king-size bed, a black bookcase, several black computers that were all connected, a deep blue sofa, and a shaggy rug in the same color scheme…

All the window curtains were drawn shut…

Besides dark blue, there was only black. This was… his room.

She was constantly looking around, her eyes taking in all sorts of bizarre objects, and many of them, she did not even know what they were. It felt as if she had stepped into another dimension.

No lights were turned on… There was only the light emitted from those several computers.

One could not even differentiate whether it was day or night.

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Arbitrarily setting his glass down on the computer desk, with his hand, he turned the swivel chair around toward himself so that its back was to the glow of the computers. Taking a seat in it, he faced her, then beckoned to her with his hand.

One hour ago, he had sat right in this place, listening in the audio monitoring system as this kid delivered that long string of words.

That era… the one that had once embodied his youth and his passions, that he had invested one hundred percent of his sentiment and love into—never had anyone dared mention it in front of him before. None of those so-called official sites or personal websites were sanctioned, nor had he ever visited them. The past was the past. It did not matter who still remembered the name, Gun.

When his own individual heroism had transformed to become the club’s glory and honour…

He had, in fact, already ceased being the him of the past.

However, who would have known—even he, himself, had not known—that those sentiments that were still coursing in his blood would be drawn up again because of those words she had spoken? This was… the first time in all these years that he had used an entire sixty minutes to recall the details of his past.

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The little girl in front of him dawdled her way over. All those little thoughts, little hesitations she carried as well as the uncertainty and undisguisable happiness she was feeling—his eyes took them all in. She came to a halt in a spot one step away from him.

For the first time, his eyes looked at her in seriousness, like he was treating her as a peer. “Aside from knowing that my name is Han Shangyan, what else do you know?”

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She was taken aback. What else did she know?

Actually, it was all just little bits and pieces.

The information on him was simply too sparse…

In reality, once she knew his real name and nationality, there were always ways to find out more, but all this time, she had dared not do so. Last time, he had already been very displeased that she had peeked at his identity card in the Internet café, so she very clearly knew where to draw the line and had only searched online for information regarding “Gun.”

“Nothing…” she truthfully confessed. “I’ve only looked at your interviews that were made public and competition videos.”

He fell silent for three seconds.

Then, he opened his mouth and spoke again.

“Han Shangyan. Born February 14, 1986 in Norway. In 2004, my nationality was changed to Chinese. Former professional gamer. All my rankings and achievements can be found online. Retired from professional play in 2005. Studied a few years in a university. Major was in industrial design. After graduating, I founded K&K eSports Club in the United States. I am its number one investor and also one of the owners of the organization. In 2013, after K&K China was established, I changed to permanently reside in China.”

Such a detailed introduction of him. Even Baidu Baike would not have this information.

And in this way, one sentence at a time, they were spoken from his mouth—to tell her.

It was as if he was saying, “Welcome to my world, Tong Nian.”


After saying all this, he unhurriedly unwrapped a candy, popped it in his mouth, and with words that were somewhat indistinct, summarized, “This can be considered my official self-introduction to you. Don’t view me as some hero written about on the Internet. I’m not, understand?”

“Mm-hmm.” She nodded.

“You’re a hundred times better than what’s written on the Internet,” she thought.

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This was the first time he had ever had such patience to say so much to someone of the opposite gender.

But clearly, he was starting to lose that patience.

Especially since, up to this point, the kid still did not understand what he was trying to say, even though she… really was listening focusedly…

“Nor am I some perfect, noble gentleman. I’m not the least bit chivalrous, I don’t like being romantic, and I don’t even have time to go out on dates. My entire life is K&K, it’s all the members of my team. Very monotonous, no pastimes, no time for taking trips, no vacation time. Even more so, I dislike social niceties and interactions. I don’t even have rest days, holidays, or yearly vacation leave.”

“Poor him…” she thought.

And then, all around, it grew quiet.

It seemed he had finished saying all that he wanted to say.

She was still caught in a stupor.

“So, I’ll give you another chance. Do you still want to break up?”



Her eyes widened.

She utterly did not know even how to speak.

Thump, thump, thump…

Thump, thump, thump…

Her heart was beating faster and faster. All of her was caught in this huge, wonderful surprise, and she was frozen in astonishment.

“So do you want to? Or not?” He once again opened his mouth to ask.


“Haven’t thought of how to answer?”


“Still need to think it over some more?”

She wrung her fingers furiously behind her back, so hard it was painful.

“I don’t want to…” Worried that he had not heard, she repeated the sentence again in a small voice. “I don’t want to.”

This was the first time since she was a child that she had spent so much time and effort to learn about and understand a person, to try to catch up to his footsteps, even if all she received in exchange was a single glance back at her.

She did not want to break up with him…

Nor did she want to never be able to see him again after today.

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Gun carried on with eating his candy, not saying any more.

That entire space once again fell into a bizarre quiet.

She seemed to be waiting for a final answer, her two hands joined tightly behind her back, twisting until they hurt. And it remained as such until she felt a warmth along the bridge of her nose. He had stretched out a hand and brushed a finger down her nose. “Then let’s not break up.”


So that meant…

They really didn’t need to break up anymore?

Somewhat uncertainly, she tilted her face upwards, trying to get a clear view of his eyes.

Unfortunately, he had already swiveled the chair around. Facing the computers, he opened his inbox and pulled up an email, reading the telephone number on the screen as he dialled into the phone conference.

Following a series of greetings, he tossed out a sentence. “You guys continue. I’m listening.”

Everyone threw back several replies of “okay” and then began discussions on the expected situation for competition registration amongst the four major servers around the world. “The American eSports alliance that previously had focused on StarCraft II has announced that it will be transitioning its focus to Tempest of the Sealed Chamber…”

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He turned back again and continued to look at her, seeming as if he wanted to carry on with the topic from earlier on.

However, he did not say anything.

Tong Nian was blushing from his gaze, and softly, she mumbled, “Um, well… you have your meeting. I’m going downstairs…”

Extending his arm, he drew her toward himself. While she was overwhelmed and flustered, he pulled her down so that she was seated on his right leg.

In that moment, when his hand cupped the back of her head, he could even feel that there was a slight tremble in her body.

“Should I… give you some alcohol to drink?” His voice was like a phantom, pressing itself close against her ear.

The little girl did not move, her entire body rigid.

It was still the scent of fruit candy on her body. It should be a type of perfume. Such a saccharinely sweet smell. Somewhere deep within him, the memories of that night were slowly roused, those…

Feelings of rashness, desire…

Feelings of wanting to do what had never been tried before…

The room was dim.

The background noise coming from the phone was very exhilarated, the people inside speaking about the upcoming global qualifying tournament.

He, on the other hand, had closed his eyes. The tip of his nose slid down from her forehead, wordlessly, noiselessly grazing over the bridge of her nose and tracing a path downwards the entire way until he found that spot…

“Tong Nian.” His voice was husky.

She gave a tiny “mm” in answer.

“Do you want… to kiss?”

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90 thoughts on “Stewed Squid with Honey (蜜汁炖鱿鱼) — Chapter 29

  1. Aiyaaaa! Kiss cliffhanger 😂

    Belated HBD 🎂

    Thanks luv 😙

  2. *runs around in circles while fan girling*
    *squeals into a pillow*
    Say yes Tong Nian!!! ⁽⁽٩(๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́)۶⁾⁾

  3. About time Gun….:P

  4. Aaaaaaaaaaah! (*。>Д▂<)´¯`·.
    *bookmarks a million times*

  5. Ahh cliffhanger! Why! Keep going!

    Aww, I’ll wait.

    Happy birthday!

    • Because your translator is evil and wants you to keep coming back! Muahahaha! Actually, the author chose the end of chapter there. I’m innocent, aaaaaah! (*hides in corner* Muahahaha!)

      Thank you!

  6. Wooohoooo!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

    Thank you and happy birthday!!

  7. FINALLY!!!!! AHHHHHHH….the feels🙂

    Can’t wait for friday! Thank you and happy belated birthday!

    • God Gun either does nothing, or when he does, he catches you guys all off guard. It just took 29 chapters to do it.🙂

      Friday is here! Thank you for the birthday wish. You weren’t late. It was still my birthday on my side of the world when you commented.🙂

  8. AAARGH! This has to be the worst cliffhanger ever, hoju. Especially for people who’ve been starving since the last few months! *cries*
    P.S. Happy birthday, hoju didi! Thank you for introducing me to Zhousheng Chen, Toupai, TK, and now our Gun!🙂
    P.P.S. Also thanks for immortalizing my breadcrumb comment😉 Now. I’ll have to begin the long wait for Saturday! *sighs*

    • But, but, but… it’s such a happy cliffhanger. *innocent puppy dog eyes*

      Thank you for the birthday wish. Ooooooh… that line-up of names made my heart skip a beat. Be still my heart.
      Bahaha! I just wanted to remind you that I’m a generous translator. I feed you breadcrumbs first so you’ll be hungry enough for the feast that follows!

  9. Happy belated birthday, Hoju!!!
    Wishing you a wonderful day, week, month, year….. ahead!!!!!


    • Thank you! The birthday wish was right on time.🙂

      You are cordially invited to join Hoju in “Squeeee Corner” as she delightedly squeals over the progress of this romance.

  10. Finally Gun take the initiative to make a move 1st yay

  11. Squeeeee and happy belated birthday!!! Thanks so much for translating! 😍

  12. I’m ready to throw confetti 🎉 *hyperventilating*
    once again Happy Birthday Hoju🎂

    • Check list of things before I posted this chapter:
      Champagne. Check.
      Confetti. Check.
      Paper bags in case of hyperventilation. Darn! I wasn’t prepared for that. 😉

      Thank you!

  13. What?!? Gn wants to kiss??

    Happy belated bday!!

  14. Finally!!! hahaha I’m so excited for the next xhapter😉 Thanks a lot, Hoju & hope you have a blast birthday celebrations🙂

  15. Ah ah ah…….Gun….hug me too

    • LOL. Unfortunately, you might need to get in line. Plus, given God Gun’s personality, he might just toss you out if you voiced the request to him.😉

  16. “Should I… give you some alcohol to drink? Waah, this crack me up, ha ha ha😜😜. I don’t know why Gun even asked her that, my imagination runs pretty wild…does it mean he wanted to repeat what had happened?
    Honestly I think both of them need alcohol..I am bad. Happiest birthday Hoju!! Wish all the best of everything, thank you of making us non-Chinese readers possible to enjoy this novel! Hope you will be blessed ten fold for generously sharing your translations and you didn’t stop even some are stealing your hard works…

    • Tehe, you do have a good imagination. Nah, Gun just noticed how flustered Tong Nian was and decided to tease her. If he wanted to do something, I’m sure he’d be just as blunt as his invitation to kiss.

      Thank you for the lovely well wishes.🙂 I’m so glad you guys can enjoy these novels as well. While we are still looking in to see if there is anything we could possibly do, I still couldn’t let myself stop doing what I love. That inadvertently punishes you guys, who have been so kind and faithful. So thank you for continuing to pop by our blog. We love our readers.🙂

  17. Thanks. Happy Belated Bday. I think Gun is slowly warming up.

    • You’re welcome! Indeed. I still agree he is in the “warm up” phase, but now that he has acknowledged it, he’ll be able to actually notice the changes in his heart pretty rapidly.🙂

      Thank you!

  18. ahahahahhahahahahahaha!!! I don’t know whether to scream or laugh in triumph. Gun is finally…finally, making a move!! Thanks for the chapter and Happy Belated Birthday!!!😀

    • I interpreted that “ahahahahahahahaha!!” as a little of both? LOL. Now the question is, did his move catch you by surprise?😉

      You’re welcome! And thank you, too!

  19. Squee indeed! Happy Birthday, and thank you for the gifts you’ve given us.

    • It seems most of us have been rendered into squee-ing fangirls.😉
      You’re welcome! I hope you like the gifts. And thank you for the birthday well wishes.🙂

  20. KYAAAAAA! *blushes furiously!*
    All hail Gun and his straightforwardness! This is the best birthday gift to me ever! You’re the best Hoju! This is such a wonderful coincidence! Belated happy birthday to you too!

    • Tehe… This is just the very beginning of the relationship. Of a mere invitation to kiss has caused you to blush furiously, what will happen if Gun takes those invitations further?

      LOL. I love how straightforward our God Gun is.

      A belated happy birthday to you as well! We can celebrate together! I’m glad this was able to bring a little fun to you on your birthday!

  21. Happy Birthday all best wishes🙂

  22. Reading this chapter feels like eating that piece of triple chocolate fudge cake after dieting for 6 months (which I have never done) but I imagine that’s what it feels like ~ PURE HEAVEN!!! Chocolate drought over!!! Serious butterflies!!!! 😂😍

    • Mmmm… triple chocolate fudge cake. Maybe I should have a second birthday cake.

      If that’s the case, we’re all going to be on a sugar HIGH! Candy sweetness.🙂 I take it you liked the update. Haha

  23. Happy birthday! And thanks for the translation.

  24. Happy belated birthday Hoju. Have a blessed year ahead!

    OMG! I am screaming in delight and excitement. Reading this post indeed changed my ‘negative’ mood due to work to ‘positive’….

    My favourite – And it remained as such until she felt a warmth along the bridge of her nose. He had stretched out a hand and brushed a finger down her nose. “Then let’s not break up.”

    Awww….. eagerly looking forward to Saturday now!

    • Thank you!

      Aaaaaw, I’m glad this post was timely and could improve your day.🙂 Gosh, I’m a sucker for the gentle finger caress on the nose thing by any guy. :p

  25. Is it wrong to fan girl even if you are a guy because I got some major nosebleeds from that last scene

    • Not at all! (Unless you try to steal God Gun… bahaha). This is just the first one. You might want to buy a box of tissues before you continue on in the story. LOL

    Thank you and happy belated birthday Hoju!😍

  27. Happy birthday hojuuu!!!!

    Oh My, oh my, my!
    Help me!!! I am nose bleeding… 😍

  28. Let’s hope she doesn’t freak out and ruin the moment xD

    Thanks for the chapter, and happy birthday!

  29. Squee…..WTG Gn. It’s high time you make da moves my man! LOL!
    I think Gun does not need alcohol to persuade TN does….girl seems intoxicated with love already….
    Thanks hoju.

    • Judging by Gun’s speed in making his “invitation” after he made things official, I think he will do just fine.😉

      Tong Nian is a good, docile little girl.😉

  30. Hoju, happy birthday. Wish you all the best!
    I really like those novel that you updates thank you for the handwork….

  31. I’m excited that Gun is first to initiate for a kiss. Ye….. Ye …..He really is warming up, this will be their first time for both. I can’t believed Gun had offered an alcolic drinks to TN. They don’t need a drink. He think having a drink will calm her nerves. Lol…Eagerly await for the next chapter. I wish Friday will come so soon…Thanks a million and belated Happy Birthday and God bless.

    • Gun is a man of action once he sets his sights on something.🙂

      Tehe, he wasn’t being serious about giving her alcohol. Just teasing her, since he did witness how “relaxed” she became after drinking.

      Thank you very much.🙂 Friday is here, and I hope you will enjoy the next update.🙂

  32. Thank you for your translation. Finally, they are official lovers and Gun doesn’t look Tong Nian as a little girl anymore.

    • You’re welcome!
      He does, and he doesn’t. She will always be his little girl, but from a relationship perspective, he views her as an equal.❤

  33. Haha, had the same reaction as TN after Gun’s official introduction…okay what do you want and then bam…totally unexpected

  34. Belated wishes for your birthday
    And thanks for translating

  35. Let me greet you a happy birthday before I start reading this chapter…Hope you enjoyed your celebration and your day! Thanks for the update.

  36. OMG!!! Belated happy birthday!

  37. Hi,
    Happy Birthday
    First time commenter here. I’m so glad I waited weeks before reading this(started reading when ch28 came out). I really enjoy the stuff you translate. But I have to say this, this is the most cliffy thing I read on your site. Can’t wait for the next chapter. Thanks for all the hard work😀

    • Hi LuneyLune!
      Thank you for the birthday well wishes.🙂

      Thank you for giving me your first time…. comment.😉 Please feel free to come back with more. I love reading what everyone has to say.🙂 So you’ve perused through the rest of our blog? Tehe, is it a good type of cliffiness?

      See you next chapter!

  38. Sprinting all my way here… what a sweet chapter and now i will wait for the next one.. it should be interesting one
    Happy belated birthday for you xoxo

    • Woohoo! You caught up.🙂 “Interesting” is one word to describe the next chapter. I have other adjectives, as well.😉

      Thank you!!

  39. Happiest birthday to you. Have read most of the completed novels and Im really really loving all of them especially this one! Thanks for the hardwork😉

    • Thank you.😉
      ❤ I'm glad you like our blog, and thank you for supporting it. So happy I could share God Gun and Tong Nian's story with you all.🙂

  40. Omg….. Gun is killing me…..

  41. Happy belated birthday Hoju!!! Wishing you a wonderful and prosperous year!!!

    You know I was.thinking after he introduced himself at lengths, he would go on to further dissuade her, but nope lol!! He decided to go ALL the way for now.

    • Thank you.❤

      Well, to him, you either don't do anything or if you do, if you do, you commit.🙂

      • Hoju. I really really like your translations. Please make wedding next door your next project. Huhu. Ah. Im so disappointed that i Can’t understand chinese.
        From your number 1 fan!🙂

        • Aaaaw… you’re so sweet. Thank you for the kind words. I’m so glad you’re enjoying the translations.❤

          I really love Wedding Night Neighbour, but that story also kills me in terms of some of the heartbreak it puts me through. There's no way I have the strength to go through the process of translating it. Sorry about that. I hope you find a way to read it.🙂

  42. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……….

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