This novel also has a lot of random scenes posted in weibo & I picked a few of the shortest to translate. Hope you like them. The pictures are also from Celine’s weibo.
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to my friends and foes alike as well as the readers of this blog 🙂
One: An Ning changed to a new internet nickname: Big Red Hibiscus.
On the next day, Xu Mo Ting also changed his English internet nickname ‘Mortimer’ to ‘Great Snow’.
An Ning: “Do you need to be so …….. high-end, high level and high-class ah? Great Snow?”
Xu Mo Ting: “Oh. Ah ha ha ha ha.”
An Ning was grinning from ear to ear.
On that night, after some passionate love making, while falling asleep, An Ning vaguely heard, “Mrs. Xu, haven’t you heard of the great snow overpowering the hibiscus branch?”
Two: Ah Meow: “Xu Mo Ting, am I your local or central?”
Xu Mo Ting: “Colony.”
Leader Xu, as a male idol, why are you bullying your wife? Aren’t you ashamed of yourself?
Three: “In today’s society, only with money, you can get a lot of things done.”
Meow Meow casually asked: “What do you want to get done?”
Leader Xu who had laid out the quilt, finally looked up at Meow Meow and answered in a clear and light voice: “You.”
Four: The online activity to grab a book had begun: Everyone, why don’t you go and try your luck!
Meow Meow: “Oh no, Mo Ting, a lot of people want to grab us, what to do?”
Mo Ting: “I’m used to it.”
Five: The foreign edition of 27 years old diplomat, Xu Mo Ting? In Xu Mo Ting’s words: “I am opposed to all improper and dishonest method and means but excluding the seduction of Li An Ning.”
Six: Xu Mo Ting: If you saw my love letter in senior high school and agreed to date me, the first thing I will do will be to bring you to watch me play basketball.
Ah Meow: I do not like to watch basketball.
Xu Mo Ting: Then look at me.
A Meow: …….. okay. Better than looking at the ball.
Xu Mo Ting: ……..
PS: This can be considered the first photo taken by Xu Mo Ting and Meow Meow together that was exposed to the public?
Seven: During senior high school, when Mo Ting was delivering his love letter, Meow Meow was attending physical education class. Thus he placed the love letter between the pages of one of her book. While doing that, he saw the last question on her physics test paper on her desk was left empty. Hence he took a draft paper and helped her to write the problem-solving steps in detail. When Meow Meow came back from her class, she saw the draft paper on the desk: “Oh, who is so kind? Actually I know the answer to this question, just that I was lazy to write it.”
Eight: During senior high school, because Li An Ning was always lying on the desk to sleep like a cat, her classmates called her “Meow Meow.” A minor character in Xu Mo Ting’s class said: “Do you know Li An Ning from the class next door? Her nickname is Meow Meow. It is said that so long as you imitate her cat-cry, she will talk to you.” As a result, on a certain day, when Mo Ting saw Li An Ning walking in front of him, he took a deep breath: “Meow ……..” Unfortunately, the school bell rang, so Meow Meow did not hear him! Leader Xu’s heart nearly ……..